Day 1 of UFC training
Posted on Monday, January 7th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Filed under: The World of Awesome
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After making my new years resolution to become a UFC Ultimate fighter, I was really pumped to start my training. My training for day one was supposed to be really simple: Find Chuck Norris movies and watch them! I was supposed to start training my mind and my body to become an ultimate killing machine like Chuck Norris. After all, my plan was to be able to do a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick by the end of Januray…
Instead, I ended up at a birthday party where I stuffed my face with cake and food. Chuck Norris would be so disappointed. This downgrades my status from “awesome” to “lame”. (Remember, big D and I can never get a status of “sucky” because this is our site. Most of the time, we are “awesome”, but once in a while we can get a “lame” status. However the “lame” status never lasts long because we are quick to do something awesome. You can read all about it here.)
Anyways, I will regain my “awesome” status by finding Chuck Norris movies that I can study. I’ve also started thinking of a cool nickname for myself. Most UFC fighters have cool names like “Tank”, “The Hammer”, “The Predator”, “The Iceman”, “The Beast” and “The Dominator”. I’m working on having the most kick-ass fighter name. Stay tuned.
One Review for the Day 1 of UFC training
Nice execution of your doofus plan, loser-boy.
How’s the wrist?
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