Comments on: Do Smurfs Lay Eggs or Do They Give Birth? – A detailed analysis

By: zat

zat — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:57:51 +0000

It’s obvious that baby smurfs are delivered by the stork, probably on orders from Mother Nature…who creats them in some mystical mother nature way! Baby smurfs grow to little smurflings (remeber snappy, sassett, nat…and puppy?) You never see them grow up due to the simple fact that THEIR WERE NEVER ENOUGH EPISODES!!! If they keep the series going then maybe we would see these little smurfs grow up and more little smurfs pop up on Blue Moon nights!

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Jenny Toste's Blog : Do Smurfs lay eggs or give birth? — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:20:54 +0000

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By: Big M

Big M — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:22:35 +0000

Well maybe the baby smurf is actually a midget smurf. And if he happened to be a mentally challenged midget smurf, then my theory would still stand…

By: amanda b

amanda b — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:58:23 +0000

no your conclusion is flawed because in some of the newer episodes there is a baby smurf they carry around, so if they grow up fast how come that baby is still in fact a baby weeks later?

By: YoInferno

YoInferno — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:34:43 +0000

you know what? If you really were fans of the smurfs, then you would know that new smurfs actually came by way of a stork.

By: Big D

Big D — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:56:28 +0000

Maybe they’re remarkably infertile. So the number of births is so low that natural accidents keeps the population in check. Then my dwarf theory starts looking good.

By: big M

big M — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:39:10 +0000

Ok jedi luke. You have just proven my point. None of these other theories address the fact that there needs to be a control mechanism for the Smurfs. The only theory that deals with Smurf population control is my winning theory. The theory states that there is a fight to the death!! everyday to determine who will be Papa Smurf. The winner becomes Papa Smurf and the loser is killed. Then Papa Smurf mates with Smurfette that night and a new Smurf is born to replace the Smurf that was killed. I should it the balance theory…
Take that, Spider Bitch!

By: Big D

Big D — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:01:00 +0000

My theory is that Smurfs are somewhat related to Dwarfs. As everyone knows, Dwarf females look almost exactly like Dwarf males. So some of the Smurfs are male, while others are female. And they get jiggy whenever they want.

By: jedi luke

jedi luke — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:57:51 +0000

All these theories are flawed because they assume that smurfs never die. smurfs just continue multiplying like rabbits. If that were the case, there would be millions of smurfs to take out gargamel

By: Matthew K

Matthew K — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:59:03 +0000

I thought of another possibility. In the animal kingdom, most males have a much more evolved panache than the females. Perhaps Smurfette is the only male and the remaining smurfs are female, thus live birth is once again a viable option.