Sarkozy shows us why being short sucks
Posted on Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Filed under: FW:, General Talk, WTF, Why Everybody Sucks, Women Are Bad News
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Sarkozy shows us why being short sucks. He’s the president of France. His wife smoking hot, but we can still see the insecurities of a short man…
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Being a short little person like Sarkosy just shows what the french really are like.What is the guy somewhere between 5′5 and 5′7 if that.His wife is way taller than the guy and he looks like a smurf.The guy either wears lifts in his shoes or he is walking on tiptoes.I think even Napoleon was taller than this little guy.I am about 6′4 and very tall for my age which is 22.Sarkosy is very short for his age…
I dont know why it bothers people being short i am 17 now and only 5′5.I have always had women in clubs coming up to me.Even some friends get jealous as they try to meet women and are usually knocked back.Especially when they say to them who is the short guy.It suits me just fine i dont like it however when the drunk men at the end of the night want to start trouble when i am walking out with a woman on my arm and they are alone.I do have some good friends who look out for me and i have even taken to learning ju-jitsui.Which is coming along fine.I cant stand the short jokes though as they wear thin after a while.I do have one nickname that i cant get rid of and i let that one slide by i am usually called titch and that just stuck.I suppose it is just one of them things hey.
I find there is nothing wrong with short guys, take my man he is 5′7 and i am 5′4.We are very well suited to eachother,i have never liked tall guys anyway has it looks too funny.I see woman like 4′10 and the guy is like 6′5 whatttttt.It looks unnatural like a dad taking his daughter out.Does the guy have to kneel down to kiss the woman i just dont know.Short guys are more sensitive and like my man very well built has he does exercise and martial arts.Tall guys just look too gangly and clumsy.Take a look at Peter Crouch point taken hey.Short people rule sorry tall people.
There are many annoying things with being short.Especially if your younger sister is taller than you,and being the shortest in the family.I dont mind the looking younger thing that is okay.Buying clothes is a nuisance when i have to shop in the juniors.Trying to explain that i am older than my sisters is annoying.I am forever looking upwards if i want to get someones attension.I have always been treated differently by my mum i dont know why as i am has tall has her.We are both 4′10 that is where my short height comes from.My sisters were lucky to get dad’s height they are both 5′6 and 5′8 and dad is 5′11.I even have cousins taller than me and also younger it is a nightmare for me.How many guys are short like their mums
I always thought i was short but now i feel better that i am an English man and taller than the French p.m .I always hated being 5′7 barefooted till i see this Sarkosy in the papers.He looks like a little Hitler bloke doesnt he.I still try to find shoes with at least 2 ins on them but i would never wear lifts like him.So what if i am the shortest guy out of my friends when i wear my shoes i feel okay has they only have a couple of inches on me.I heard that Sarkosy went to a factory or something and wanted to be on the platform with short men and woman.Come on man what is up with you.There is a saying once a shortarse always a shortarse lol.I have even heard that he has to stand on a box to be able to stand to speech.What does he expect when the height of french men is not very tall anyway.I bet even his mother is taller than him stupid sod.
Being short is the pits i know so has i spend everyday being shorter than alot of other adults.I am now 25 yrs old and i am barely 4′10 and i sadly take after my mum who is 4′10 just like me.There is also my 24 yr old sister and she is 5′7 i used to find it awkward growing up and watching my sister get taller than me.I am lucky to have found a woman that accepts me for what i am okay i may be shorter than her and people laugh at us when we are out.My g.friend is Samantha and she is 28 yrs old and she is 5′9 wearing her high heels she is nearly 6′0.She is sometimes accommodating when we go out and she doesnt always wear her high heels.She generally calls me littlelegs when i have trouble reaching something in her house.I would love to have been about 5′9 like my dad but it wasnt to be.
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I saw a great pic of Sarkosy in a national newspaper it had him hsving to stand on a stool to let him see comfortably over the table on a stage when he was giving a speak.It was hilarious if anything this man shows that he definetly suffers from s.m.s .the poor guy cant even let his wife wear heels as she already towers over him.I bet she had to even give him a helping help to climb on their bed ha ha.Maybe he should grow an afro so he looks taller.He will never be has tall as brown or obams and he just looks like a silly old short guy that is surpressed.
He just needs to be not so hung up on his lack of height it doesnt bother me being short.Even if i do say so i am still taller than him when he wears lifts in his shoes poor guy.I am only 5′8 or 5′9 at a push but i would still be taller than this guy…