Everybody already knows that my girlfriend Beyonce is hot hot hot! Now, I’m going to prove it once again with the latest pics from my girlfriend, Beyonce’s House of Dereon photo shoot. You’re welcome.

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Wow! I am only hating on Jay-Z more and more. First, he steals my girlfriend, Beyonce. And now he is taking pictures at the Whitehouse. sigh..

Since all you readers out there seem to love our Rihanna posts, here are the latest pics from Rihanna’s GQ magazine photoshoot. you’re welcome..

Here are bathroom instructions for both men and women.

We don’t know if this is real or not, but it sure is cool. For all you weirdos with fantasies about Lego women, here is the Lego Mistress. It was forwarded to us by a buddy of ours so we dont know if its real or not…

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Here is why you should never use weird Japanese Programs. They will break up your relationship.

So, the big news this week is that Marge Simpson will be the cover girl for the November 2009 issue of Playboy. Although many of you are shocked at this announcement, we are not! Our ESBU investigators have investigated Marge Simpson and we’ve realized that it was only a matter of time before Marge Simpson posed for Playboy. From her girl-on-girl kisses to her sexy poses for Maxim magazine. Marge Simpson

Nerds rejoice! Thanks to this photo of meagan Fox in a Star Wars t-shirt, there is still hope for us! Did I mention that she is smoking hot? And even hotter with a Star Wars t-shirt?

Ok, I have to admit that Megan Fox is increadibly hot!! But because of her incredible hotness, people are starting to forget the other incredibly hot Meagan: Meagan Good. So, as a public service announcement, ESBU is reminding you of the other hot Meagan. Once again, you’re welcome!

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the [...]